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The Green Inferno

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a cannibal-themed horror film. Eli Roth’s passion project is a shout-out to the genre, and we really, REALLY wanted to like it.

Find out why it left a bad taste in our mouths in this week’s episode.

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Sweet 16

Though it boasts a cast that is way too good on paper to crank out such a schlockfest, at least it has one thing going for it: A memorable theme song. Repeated over and over.

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Terror Train

We’re a bit puzzled why this 80’s slasher has remained under the radar for so long since its release.

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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

We loved the unique setting and situation in this evil Santa story, even if it was a letdown at points.

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Christmas Evil

A cuit classic in some circles, we weren’t quite sure what to make of this weird little film. But we had a lot more to say about it than we thought we would!

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Krampus

For this second week of our horror-themed Christmas films, we headed straight to the theater for this brand new film from the writer-director who brought us Trick-R-Treat. And man, did we love this film!