Episodes

Date Title Duration
November 13, 2018 8:35 am Dolls
It's not a great one, but there is a certain charm about this borderline kids' horror film that we explore in this week's episode.
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November 6, 2018 6:29 am Burnt Offerings
It's a classic haunted house movie with a twist.
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October 31, 2018 8:00 am 31
Happy Halloween! We end our series with the latest from Rob Zombie, aptly titled "31".
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October 29, 2018 11:29 am Trick or Treats
Part four of our 2018 Halloween extravaganza was a fun episode to record.
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October 19, 2018 10:41 am The Midnight Hour
You probably missed this made-for-TV movie when it first aired on ABC in the 80's, but don't miss our discussion about this film that, despite its many flaws, had some good moments and didn't fail to put us in the Halloween spirit.
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October 9, 2018 7:00 am Hellbent
Five friends hitting West Hollywood for some Halloween fun get up to their glass eyeballs in murder, thanks to a mysterious yet hunky serial killer.
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October 2, 2018 7:00 am Dead and Buried
Though Dead and Buried came packaged up with some great acting, a decent cast and creepy atmosphere, history has shown this film to have lived up to its title.
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September 24, 2018 10:32 am Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
It's about time we reviewed a Troma film.
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September 12, 2018 8:49 am Invaders From Mars
This remake of the 1953 film leaves a lot to be desired, but it's fun for the right audience.
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September 4, 2018 8:35 am Jeepers Creepers 3
Jeepers Creepers 3 sprung on us suddenly last year, seemingly out of nowhere.
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September 1, 2018 8:24 am Dead Snow 2: Red Vs Dead
Non-stop fun from beginning to end, with an original plot and a funny cast, Dead Snow 2 gives Shaun of the Dead a run for its money.
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August 17, 2018 10:56 am Def By Temptation
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August 9, 2018 9:32 am Cujo
Cujo is one of the earlier Stephen King adaptations, about a killer dog with rabies.
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July 31, 2018 11:22 am The Reef
We wrap up our month of summer horror with another shark film.
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July 27, 2018 11:05 am I Know What You Did Last Summer
Some of these 90's mainstream "horror craze" films have not aged as well as you might remember.
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July 19, 2018 9:44 am Humanoids From the Deep
We're back in Roger Corman's camp with this sci-fi / horror hybrid that crawled out of the lake and into our hearts.
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July 11, 2018 10:12 am Jaws 3-D
Even a third dimension can't keep this film afloat.
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July 3, 2018 8:00 am Sleepaway Camp
Most notorious for a "shocking" twist ending, this otherwise forgettable summer camp slasher is a sort of low-rent Friday the 13th.
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June 30, 2018 11:53 am Hell House LLC
Yes, yes, another found footage movie, but this one gave us a good jolt.
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June 19, 2018 10:41 am As Above So Below
Well, if you enjoy the ones where we trash movies...
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June 14, 2018 10:17 am The Suckling
Probably the most tasteless and obscure film we have reviewed thus far.
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June 4, 2018 9:20 am Veronica
This Spanish film about a Ouijia board experience gone wrong is all style, but lacks a certain something.
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May 27, 2018 6:00 am The Amityville Horror
In tribute to Margot Kidder, we review one of her more well-known horror flicks.
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May 20, 2018 9:21 am Train to Busan
Back to Asia, where my dad happens to be visiting us here in Beijing. He took his first guest turn on our show this week
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May 2, 2018 9:56 pm Don’t Look In The Basement
This grindhouse classic played as a double-feature with The Last House on the Left.
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April 21, 2018 11:39 am Don't Go Into The Woods
The new gold standard against which all our "bad" horror movies are judged.
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April 10, 2018 7:00 am Don't Breathe
A group of friends break into a blind man's house and end up with more than they bargained for.
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April 3, 2018 8:00 am Don't Look Now
We're kicking off another theme month: Movies with the word "Don't" in the title.
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March 27, 2018 8:00 am April Fool's Day (1986)
We've been meaning to do this one for a while.
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March 20, 2018 8:42 am Intruder
How did we ever miss this one?
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March 17, 2018 4:57 am Tokyo Gore Police
Finally, a movie that lives up to its title.
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March 6, 2018 8:35 am The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Part 2
About a decade after the original shocker, Tobe Hooper directed his sequel starring Dennis Hopper and a whole load of crazies.
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February 27, 2018 11:26 am Friday the 13th: Part 2
This time, it's Jason.
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February 6, 2018 7:17 am House 2: The Second Story
This sequel qualifies more as an adventure-comedy than a horror film.
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February 4, 2018 6:45 am A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
The gayest horror film ever made.
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January 28, 2018 9:12 am High Tension
If you have any desire to see this movie, don't listen to our podcast before you do.
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January 16, 2018 6:56 am Phenomena
We're big fans of both Dario Argento and Jennifer Connelly here at 2 Guys & A Chainsaw.
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January 9, 2018 8:00 am Get Out
Jordan Peele made a surprising turn from comedy to horror with this surprise hit that pushed all the right buttons.
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January 6, 2018 10:20 am A Christmas Horror Story
How did we ever miss this one? It's going in our regular holiday rotation.
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December 20, 2017 11:05 am Better Watch Out
This Christmas themed horror flick has more twists than a candy cane.
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December 17, 2017 9:46 am Dead Snow
This film intends to be derivative, and therein lies some of its charm.
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December 9, 2017 11:32 am Child's Play
We feel like this movie perfectly captures the spirit of toys and gift-giving, even though it technically isn't a Christmas movie.
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December 1, 2017 8:28 am Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Take a high-school sex comedy, mix it with a modern zombie flick, and you'll get Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse.
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November 21, 2017 8:50 am Of Unknown Origin
Williard this ain't.
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November 14, 2017 8:00 am Dementia 13
A decent thriller with a weak script that maintains a lot of silliness alongside with some strong acting and great camerawork.
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November 7, 2017 9:06 am The Babysitter
This Netflix Original film just came out and surprised both of us by combining a rollicking good time with some genuine pathos.
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October 31, 2017 6:00 am Satan's Little Helper
Happy Halloween! Here's another Halloween-themed horror movie for this very special day.
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October 24, 2017 7:00 am Cannibal Ferox
"Complete garbage" is how we would describe this movie. We KNOW that the late Umberto Lenzi at least agreed with our assessment.
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October 17, 2017 7:00 am Something Wicked This Way Comes
A very special film for our 100th episode.
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October 10, 2017 7:00 am Night of the Demons
Now that we're looking at it with fresh, adult eyes, we have a different take on this high-camp film that still maintains a huge cult following.
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October 3, 2017 7:00 am The Amityville Horror 2: The Possession
The second in the series is at least waaay more exciting than the first!
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September 20, 2017 10:17 am Jeepers Creepers 2
By request, we dive back into the Jeepers Creepers franchise, just as the third one is about to hit the theaters (supposedly) for a single day.
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September 13, 2017 10:29 am The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Our tribute to the memory of esteemed director Tobe Hooper, who died at the end of August.
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September 7, 2017 12:07 pm IT - Part 2 (1990)
The second half of the original made-for-TV miniseries of IT follows the kids as adults who return to take care of unfinished business.
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August 30, 2017 10:07 am IT - Part 1 (1990)
Part 1 of our first "mini-series" episode on King's classic.
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August 21, 2017 7:07 pm Eyes Without A Face
Since its tortured release, Eyes Without a Face has inspired anyone from John Carpenter to Billy Idol.
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August 17, 2017 6:54 am XX
Four female directors tackle four different tales centering around women in this interesting concept film.
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August 1, 2017 7:00 am Night of the Living Dead
RIP George Romero. Our tribute episode to a man who changed the face of horror and exploitation film forever.
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July 25, 2017 7:00 am Spookies
Where to begin.
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July 18, 2017 9:34 am Evilspeak
Clint Howard, Ron Howard's less attractive younger brother, began a long career in horror movies with this "high tech" fright flick from the 80's.
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July 11, 2017 10:18 am Trick or Treat (1986)
Not to be confused with the far better film "Trick R Treat," this heavy metal horror film may not be the best VHS tape on the shelf, but it sings with 80s charm - a throwback to a time when horror didn't take itself so seriously.
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July 5, 2017 9:42 am Clown
What started as a fake trailer with Eli Roth's name slapped on it became a full-fledged killer clown movie. Such is the way of the internet.
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June 27, 2017 6:00 am Eloise
Well, it ain't gonna win any awards.
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June 20, 2017 10:55 am Zombie Nightmare
R.I.P Adam West. You may not have been drug down into the grave by a zombie, but we miss you nevertheless.
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June 13, 2017 7:36 am Rec
If you're tired of found footage films, you might find enough good stuff to love about Rec to make it worth the watch.
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June 6, 2017 8:00 am The Boxer's Omen
Craig challenged me to find another crazy Asian horror film after our review of Hausu. He is now regretting that request.
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May 30, 2017 12:46 pm It's Alive
It's only the second PG-rated film we have reviewed (the first being Gremlins), but that doesn't mean it didn't pack a punch.
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May 23, 2017 6:00 am The Eyes of My Mother
Simone joins us yet again for a tribute to Mother's Day, only a week late.
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May 18, 2017 7:00 am Puppet Master
Puppet Master came along on video and ended up being so successful that it spawned a slew of sequels and keeps its studio in business to this day.
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May 9, 2017 7:00 am Bay Of Blood
A whole cast of nasty characters get their bloody comeuppance as they plot and scheme for control of some bayside land.
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May 2, 2017 7:00 am Galaxy of Terror
We pay tribute to the late Erin Moran the only way we know how: By reviewing one of her b-horror film roles.
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April 25, 2017 5:19 am Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
The name says it all.
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April 18, 2017 6:00 am Sinister
It's not without its flaws, but there's something about this movie that really gets under our skin.
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April 11, 2017 6:14 am Martin
George Romero thinks that Martin is the best of his films, and he is clearly a master at work in this borderline art film.
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April 6, 2017 3:16 am The Fly (1986)
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid
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March 14, 2017 11:34 am Near Dark
Our tribute episode to the late, great Bill Paxton, who puts a chilling yet lovable turn on the classic vampire-biker-western genre.
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March 8, 2017 7:49 am House (1986)
We revisit another Fred Dekker project (that's three so far!) that's managed to win our hearts with 80's charm.
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March 2, 2017 10:09 am Tales From the Hood
Rusty Cundieff's unique and arguably "blah" anthology is less horror film and more of a star-studded political lecture on the issues facing the African American community.
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February 21, 2017 10:22 am Shaun of the Dead
How in the world did it take Todd so long to see this movie?
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February 18, 2017 10:59 am The Bird With the Crystal Plumage
This directorial debut by horror legend Dario Argento also happens to be both his first and perhaps most accessible feature film - so popular in Italy that it played at a single theater in Milan for several years.
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February 9, 2017 9:46 am The Ring (2002)
This American remake of a hit Japanese horror film kicked off a brief J-Horror remake craze in the early aughts.
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February 1, 2017 2:10 pm Student Bodies
Billed as "The World's First Comedy Horror Movie," today's selection had a better run on cable television than it did in the theaters.
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January 24, 2017 12:52 pm The Monster Squad
This childhood favorite held many special memories for Craig and this week's guest, his sister Kristin.
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January 9, 2017 10:20 am Hostel
Listen in for our take on how Eli Roth's notorious "torture porn" flick has weathered the years.
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January 4, 2017 8:14 am Society
Good lord, is this one insane film.
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December 27, 2016 8:00 am New Year's Evil
There aren't too many New Year's Eve-themed horror movies, so you can't blame us for choosing this turkey to watch this week.
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December 20, 2016 8:00 am Gremlins
We end our 2016 Christmas Horror Edition of the podcast with an old favorite, Gremlins. Happy Holidays!
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December 13, 2016 12:01 pm P2
We were a bit divided on this movie, but we came together to agree that this woman-in-peril film courses pure holiday spirit.
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December 7, 2016 8:09 am Sint
Despite being a killer Santa movie with intriguing possibilities, we both felt this 2011 Dutch film squandered an intriguing premise on a lousy plot.
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November 30, 2016 10:19 am The Toymaker
Ironically, Mickey Rooney stars in the 5th installment of the very killer Santa franchise that he railed against when it first began.
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November 22, 2016 2:32 am You're Next
This home invasion film puts a bit of a twist on the genre. We both enjoyed discussing this fast-paced gem.
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November 15, 2016 8:00 am Waxwork
An original movie about the horrors of a wax museum.
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November 8, 2016 8:00 am The Descent
A group of women descend into a cave and receive more than they bargained for.
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October 31, 2016 11:49 pm Tales of Halloween
Tonight, we bring you the last of our Halloween season episodes this year: A horror anthology with a whopping 10 stories.
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October 27, 2016 5:11 am Halloween 3
As much as we wanted to, neither of us could muster up much enthusiasm for the absurd plot and boring pacing.
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October 19, 2016 10:55 am Elvira Mistress of the Dark
Back in 1988, Halloween horror icon Elvira finally got her own movie.
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October 12, 2016 1:52 pm Bleed
Whew...where to begin with this mishmash of horror tropes?
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October 4, 2016 8:00 am The Return of the Living Dead
Both of us vehemently disagree whether this film is worth watching or not.
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September 28, 2016 11:00 am Freddy vs. Jason
Our 50th episode spectacular!
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September 20, 2016 9:09 am Final Destination
We're joined this week by special guest Simone Yamshon as we discuss the premiere entry into the Final Destination movie franchise.
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September 13, 2016 11:41 am Fright Night
Fright Night is an earnest horror-comedy from the 80's that hits all the right notes.
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September 6, 2016 11:22 am Crimson Peak
A good old-fashioned gothic ghost story done right by the master of visuals, Guillermo Del Toro.
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August 31, 2016 9:37 pm Basket Case
This low-budget drive-in hit spawned two bigger budget sequels.
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August 23, 2016 11:21 pm Cooties
Penned by the minds behind Saw and Glee, An ensemble cast of well-known comedy stars defend themselves against an invasion of rabid zombie children.
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August 16, 2016 1:03 pm The Burning
Buried at the box office by Friday the 13th, The Burning deserves a second look.
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August 10, 2016 11:51 am Prom Night
Prom Night. Everything is all right.
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August 2, 2016 8:00 am Jeepers Creepers
Where's you get those eyes?
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July 27, 2016 7:00 am Little Shop of Horrors
One of Jack Nicholson's first film roles is also a surprisingly good little horror comedy, even by today's standards.
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July 19, 2016 10:06 am We Are Still Here
This bold and critically-acclaimed thriller takes some risks and evokes Lucio Fulci's The House By The Cemetery in many respects.
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July 12, 2016 8:00 am Night of the Creeps
We hold mixed feelings about Fred Dekker's dated but charming send-up to classic sci-fi and horror films.
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July 4, 2016 12:22 pm The Lost Boys
Sexy teenage vampires and Goonies-style kids make for an uneven tone in this 80's classic.
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June 15, 2016 7:47 pm New Nightmare
Wes Craven's New Nightmare brought a new, welcome twist to the Freddy franchise.
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June 7, 2016 9:00 am The Final Girls
We loved this touching horror/comedy about a girl who reconnects with her dead mom through her character in a cheesy 80's slasher flick.
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May 17, 2016 9:00 am They Live
Listen to this week's episode to discover why this might be the scariest movie we've reviewed all year.
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May 10, 2016 8:00 am Deadly Friend
Deadly Friend is the third Wes Craven film we've reviewed this year in the wake of his death.
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May 3, 2016 8:00 am Ravenous
This gold rush-era horror film is a light, fresh take on the vampire genre.
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April 26, 2016 8:00 am Sorority House Massacre 2
Todd's turn to pull a favorite off the shelf with this delightfully absurd horror comedy from writer-director Jim Wynorski.
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April 19, 2016 8:00 am Pet Sematary
Craig's dad, Jim, joins us for a film special to both of their childhoods.
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April 12, 2016 9:00 am Chopping Mall
A low budget film that intentionally delivers more laughs than scares, though you'd never know it from the notorious box art.
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April 6, 2016 6:09 pm Funny Games
Talk about disturbing. Craig's sister, Kristen, joins us to talk about this controversial home invasion film.
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March 29, 2016 6:31 pm Hausu
If you've never seen the 1977 Japanese horror-comedy-musical House, then you're in for the wildest, strangest trip of your life.
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March 22, 2016 4:57 pm Cloverfield
With the release of 10 Cloverfield Lane to the theaters, we revisit 2008's Cloverfield.
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March 15, 2016 8:15 pm The Loved Ones
The Loved Ones is half "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and half "Pretty In Pink".
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March 9, 2016 2:25 am The Witch
We head back into the theater again to catch the latest "New England folktale," The Witch.
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March 4, 2016 12:52 pm Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
We loved this ahead-of-its-time horror-comedy that, sadly, did not do well in the U.S. - but nevertheless is slated for a sequel.
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February 23, 2016 12:55 am Let the Right One In
This week's film takes us to the chilly reaches of Sweden, where a 12 year-boy meets a young vampire and they form a touching relationship.
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February 17, 2016 12:04 pm Troll
This week, we went back in time for Craig's childhood favorite.
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February 10, 2016 1:32 pm Zombi 2
This classic established Lucio Fulci as one of Italy's most popular horror directors during the 70's.
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February 2, 2016 4:38 pm Excision
Excision is a sublimeĀ horror movie with an all-star cast that seems to have flown completely under the radar.
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January 28, 2016 10:58 am Deep Red
This week, we dive into a whole new subgenre of film - the Italian giallo pic - with one of Dario Argento's finest pictures: Deep Red.
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January 19, 2016 9:00 am Phantasm
In honor of the recent passing of Angus Scrimm, we bring you a film that's near and dear to our hearts
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January 12, 2016 9:30 am The Green Inferno
The Green Inferno ultimately left a bad taste in our mouths.
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January 5, 2016 8:48 pm Sweet 16
If you're looking for the perfect "so bad, it's good" movie to watch with your buddies, few films are sweeter than Sweet 16.
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December 29, 2015 10:52 pm Terror Train
This little-remembered 80's slasher stars scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis and takes place on a train. Good enough for us!
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December 22, 2015 9:00 am Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
This unique tale, imported from Finland, deals with the idea of an evil Santa Claus in an entirely original way.
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December 17, 2015 2:38 pm Christmas Evil
A cuit classic in some circles, we weren't quite sure what to make of this weird little film.
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December 8, 2015 9:00 am Krampus
For this second week of our horror-themed Christmas films, we headed straight to the theater for this brand new film from the writer-director who brought us Trick-R-Treat.
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December 1, 2015 2:48 am Black Christmas
Join us by the Yule log as we unwrap this overlooked but stellar Christmas horror film, by the writer-director of A Christmas Story.
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November 24, 2015 10:00 am Bloodbath at the House of Death
Todd & Craig review a rare and funny film that references a slew of classic films as it pokes fun at the horror genre in Monty Python-style.
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November 16, 2015 11:40 pm Clownhouse
One of Craig's most vivid memories from childhood involves stumbling across this chiller on late night TV...
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November 9, 2015 11:34 pm Goodnight Mommy
Todd & Craig review a deeply unsettling new Swedish film that just came across the border.
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November 3, 2015 1:18 am Witching and Bitching
Todd & Craig review a madcap Spanish horror film this week.
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October 27, 2015 12:20 am Saw
We revisit Saw with our first guest, Kristin Sorhus-Hafen - who doesn't normally do horror, and is watching it for the first time. Wheee!
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October 20, 2015 8:30 am The Woman In Black
Your standard haunted house movie. And that's really the problem.
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October 14, 2015 2:42 pm Trick or Treat
The perfect Halloween film.
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October 7, 2015 4:07 pm Creep
Todd & Craig discuss last year's surprisingly novel found footage flick, Creep.
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September 28, 2015 11:00 am A Nightmare on Elm Street
Todd & Craig continue their tribute to Wes Craven with another look at the classic that made Freddy Krueger a household name: A Nightmare on Elm Street.
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September 21, 2015 4:45 am People Under the Stairs
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